okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”
You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.
"Are you serious right now, Dad?"
"No, I’m not Sirius. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."
You ever just realize how lucky you are that you did that weird thing that led to you being friends with the people you are friends with?
this is it. this is Captain America: The Winter Soldier summed up